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Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡.
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Love the neighbor. But don‘t get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人. 每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个.
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Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
+ \ G. J9 ~) v' O成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
8 J# j2 ^6 u3 h5 y+ m不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养. （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩.
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“Your future depends on your dreams.“ So go to sleep.
2 [ p G- y! f& G/ S, q* q% w“现在的梦想决定着你的将来“,所以还是再睡一会吧.
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There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来.
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk? “
2 T* \* q, _8 J2 s7 S努力工作不会导致死亡!“不过我不会用自己去证明.
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“Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours! “
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工作好有意思耶!“尤其是看着别人工作.
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
# n6 b6 A, P- l. e神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地.
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When two‘s company, three‘s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看.
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着?!
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