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The mean man's party.
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6 _- B& ]. n* x8 i The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining
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the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."
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0 S0 }4 H9 Y7 o: v- b8 G& Q( s6 @7 N "Why use my elbow and foot?"
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/ g# V& f& \3 i( @; L7 H! n: q "Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"
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1 y1 F, z4 }2 E, x* ]" F) o! Z( }5 } 吝啬鬼请客
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9 X, `0 o3 t; ~5 k% h$ D2 f 一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。” ; N' N" v% Q- E, q8 o i
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“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”
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“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。) E- l. H2 }$ f- {( J
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[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2008-3-17 20:54 编辑 ] |
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