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☆oˇ小若oo::______________【Sleeping Katie】

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发表于 2008-5-2 09:57:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式

这个好笑。。。

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Joey and Katie are sitting in school.

Katie is sleeping and the teacher asks her a question.

"Katie, who created Heaven and Earth?" Joey sees Katie sleeping and quickly pokes her with a sharp pencil.

"Jesus Christ almighty! !" Exclaimed Katie.

"Correct." Says the teacher.

So the next day the same incident occurs and the same question comes up "Who created Heaven and Earth?" Katie (Again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil "Jesus Christ almighty!" she exclaims.

"Correct again." Says the teacher.

So the next day, for a 3rd time, The teacher asks Katie "What did Eve say to Adam when she had so many children?"

Katie (again sleeping) is poked by Joey's pencil again, and screams "If you stick that thing in me one more time I am going to crack it in half!"

发表于 2008-5-2 10:04:37 | 显示全部楼层
还请楼主翻译下(smile)
发表于 2008-5-2 10:12:06 | 显示全部楼层
以后你要翻译下再上床(victory) (victory) (victory)
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