[原创] <<好了歌>>新编------"美国好"
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman">- </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">《好了歌》新编</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman">------</FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">“美国好”</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P><P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><SPAN lang=EN-US>ffice<IMG alt="<img" src="./images/smilies/shocked.gif" border=0 smilieid="6"> src="./images/smilies/shocked.gif" border=0 smilieid="6">ffice" /><?xml:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com<img src=" /><o:p><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#000000 size=3> </FONT></o:p></SPAN></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">申明:本拙作是笔者凭空虚构的，并非针对任何人，如有雷同，纯属偶合，请付之一笑，切勿介意，是祈。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">穷则思变往西跑，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">体弱重活干不了，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">瞒天过海显神通，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">出来不易返亦难，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">辗转脚踏金山了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">回国怕被闲话笑。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">入境被捉进监牢，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">遍地黄金谁见了？</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">电话托人请律师，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">勤劳致富有机会，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">亲友担保出来了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">既要体力又用脑。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">工作终于找到了,</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">拼搏凑钱开店了，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">两点一线来回走，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">穿洲找店忙装修，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">炉头枕头太单调。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">初当老板多烦恼。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">生活乏味真无聊, </SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">衣锦还乡神气了，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">惺忪起床就返工，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><FONT face="Times New Roman"><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"> </SPAN></FONT></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">美钞如纸金如土，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">晚上想家睡不了。</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">左邻右舍刮目瞧。</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">人人都说美国好，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">不早结婚后悔了，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">艰苦经历早忘了，</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">还清债务年三十，</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">隐恶扬善呱呱叫：</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
<P class=MsoNormal style="MARGIN: 0cm 0cm 0pt; TEXT-INDENT: 105pt; mso-char-indent-count: 10.0"><FONT size=3><FONT color=#000000><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">黄花闺女哪里找？</SPAN><SPAN lang=EN-US><SPAN style="mso-spacerun: yes"><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></SPAN></SPAN><SPAN style="FONT-FAMILY: 宋体; mso-ascii-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-hansi-font-family: 'Times New Roman'">“美国样样都是好！”</SPAN></FONT></FONT></P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-13 22:24 编辑 ] 这就是美国.......写的太好了.....都写到很多人的心底了.......
句句所实!!!:handshake :victory:
支持原创 哈哈 很有意思
有曲子了么 Ｉ服了 ＹＯＵ．．． 谢谢管理员和两位版主的夸奖本人受之有愧.<IMG alt="" src="http://bbs.fujianese.com/images/smilies/handshake.gif" border=0 smilieid="17"> .
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-8 23:54 编辑 ]
[搜索] 曹雪芹的<<好了歌>>
<P>- 世人都晓神仙好，只有功名忘不了！ 古今将相在何方？荒冢一堆草没了！ </P><P> </P>
<P> 世人都晓神仙好，只有金银忘不了！ 终朝只恨聚无多，及到多时眼闭了！ </P>
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<P> 世人都晓神仙好，只有姣妻忘不了！ 君生日日说恩情，君死又随人去了！ </P>
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<P> 世人都晓神仙好，只有儿孙忘不了！ 痴心父母古来多，孝顺儿孙谁见了？</P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-9 00:06 编辑 ]
[转贴] 好了歌------ 女人篇
<P>- 人人都说女人好 纯情女子没多少 毛头小伙她不爱 整天围着老板跑 </P><P> </P>
<P> 人人都说女人好 女孩穿衣年年少 露完大腿露肚脐 穿着泳裤不嫌小 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 女人当家不得了 工资月月必交齐 男人不准留一毛 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 女人办事手段巧 用哭用笑效果差 媚眼一递男人倒 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 女人不能看外表 都说多有负心汉 痴情女子又哪找 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 女人好比墙上草 东方不亮西方亮 一心只把老外搞 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 女人简直没头脑 看完影视追偶像 寻死寻活是自扰 </P>
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<P> 人人都说女人好 漂亮女人吃得饱 可惜青春不长在 奈何人黄朱颜老</P>
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<P> 中文幽默王<A href="http://www.haha365.com" target=_blank>http://www.haha365.com</A></P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-9 00:20 编辑 ]
[转贴] 好了歌------ 男人篇
<P>人人都说男人好 男人苦难真不少 低三下四为女人 男人没钱女人跑 </P><P> </P>
<P>人人都说男人好 男人有钱就瞎搞 又养小秘又藏娇 夫妻恩爱早忘了 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 男人地位已不保 在家最多三把手 饲侯老来饲侯小 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 男人娶亲要趁早 等到三十再成家 黄花闺女哪里找 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 男人处境无法表 有钱做官多犯罪 打工种田吃不饱 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 谁知男人多烦恼 没钱时候拼命挣 有了钱财睡不好 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 常年在外心长草 看见美女就花心 再看媳妇象大嫂 </P>
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<P>人人都说男人好 昔日雄风被压倒 阴盛阳衰成定局 男人到处买肾宝</P>
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<P> 中文幽默王<A href="http://www.haha365.com" target=_blank>http://www.haha365.com</A> 作者： 来源:</P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-9 00:27 编辑 ]
[转贴]打油诗 <<偷渡>>
<P>一出国门，满怀希望</P><P>两只赤足，跋山涉水。</P>
<P> 三更半夜，思妻想儿。</P>
<P> 四面八方，警察包围。 </P>
<P>五花八门，出国手续。</P>
<P> 六神无主，任凭安排。 </P>
<P>七窍冒烟，语言不通。</P>
<P> 八方来客，蛇头带工。</P>
<P> 九条线路，难通各国。</P>
<P> 十分后悔，选择出国！</P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-11 23:50 编辑 ]
再转贴一首有积极意义的打油诗 <<出国创业>
<P>一生迷茫,却向何方.</P><P>两行清泪,带出国门.</P>
<P>三生有幸,换天改地 .</P>
<P>四面八方,左右逢缘. </P>
<P>五湖四海,结交朋友 .</P>
<P>六出奇计,赚得外币. </P>
<P>七拼八凑,做大生意. </P>
<P>八面玲珑,财源广进.</P>
<P>九天揽月,得天独厚.</P>
<P>十拿九稳,凯旋归来!</P>
[ 本帖最后由 hillkong 于 2007-8-12 00:20 编辑 ]
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